mtg squirrel cards I am new to mtg, can someone please explain this inside joke to me? I am so confused, is this a real card? : r/magicTCG open an Attraction watcha think of my idea

This card has you mill three cards, then forces all of your opponents (since this is the Commander format, there is usually more than one) to choose one creature from your Graveyard

While a 4/5 might not seem like it's up to the job of closing out the game, it's actually quite powerful in a deck overflowing with discard and sacrifice effects

Varina Surveillance | Commander | Stephen Johnson Commander (1) 1 Varina, Lich Queen Creatures (17) 1 Aven Wind Guide 1 Cemetery Reaper 1 Death Baron 1 Dimir Informant 1 Dimir Spybug 1 Doom Whisperer 1 Dream Eater 1 Dreamscape Artist 1 Fleshbag Marauder 1 House Guildmage 1 Lord of the Accursed 1 Lord of the Undead 1 Mirror Entity 1 Nightveil Sprite 1 The Scarab God 1 Watcher in the Mist 1 Whisper Agent Instants (17) 1 Cancel 1 Counterspell 1 Cyclonic Rift 1 Memory Lapse 1 Mission Briefing 1 Mortify 1 Mystical Tutor 1 Path to Exile 1 Pongify 1 Price of Fame 1 Rapid Hybridization 1 Return to Dust 1 Sinister Sabotage 1 Swan Song 1 Swords to Plowshares 1 Unexplained Disappearance 1 Vampiric Tutor Sorceries (15) 1 Approach of the Second Sun 1 Army of the Damned 1 Austere Command 1 Deadly Visit 1 Demonic Tutor 1 Dread Summons 1 Fell the Mighty 1 Hour of Reckoning 1 Living Death 1 Living End 1 Mephitic Vapors 1 Notion Rain 1 Solar Tide 1 Twilight's Call 1 Vindicate Enchantments (8) 1 Anointed Procession 1 Cathars' Crusade 1 Endless Ranks of the Dead 1 Enhanced Surveillance 1 Intangible Virtue 1 Liliana's Mastery 1 Reconnaissance 1 Training Grounds Artifacts (7) 1 Azorius Signet 1 Commander's Sphere 1 Dimir Signet 1 Mana Crypt 1 Mind Stone 1 Orzhov Signet 1 Sol Ring Lands (35) 10 Island 10 Plains 10 Swamp 1 Command Tower 1 Drowned Catacomb 1 Glacial Fortress 1 Isolated Chapel 1 Morphic Pool As with any list I throw together, you should view this as a starting point and adjust it to meet your budget and your meta

Its certainly playable, but I take it much lower than Savor, Fell, and Feed the Cycle