But if you insist on talking with the head honcho, have the right connections, and happen to be able to pay north of 30 bucks (talk ain't cheap with these guys!), then they'll invite you to their inner gardens, serve you tangy green tea, and give you a chance to convince Boseiju, Who Endures to work for you
I remember looking at vanilla creatures that weren't particularly good deals, required obscene amounts of colored mana, and had names that seemed like they'd been crafted by pulling scrabble letters out of a bag blindfolded and thinking this was one of the best things I'd ever seen
The alternate commanders for this deck arent quite as on-theme, but Rayami and Volrath are both useful if you enjoy stealing other creatures abilities
Im a Magic: The Gathering player whos against the Universe Beyond sets, and as Ive already said, I love Vivi