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enjoying a cocktail in one hand and a little herbal appreciation in the other
📝 Some people spend years studying ancient languages
this design rewards anyone willing to spend three seconds figuring it out
and just enough subtlety to make people read it twice
Life Is Short — Budget Your Fucks Accordingly Size:3XL enjoying a cocktail in oneDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Life is short. Your emotional support budget is not unlimited. This shirt is for the people who finally realized they cannot personally carry every crisis, rescue every disaster, listen to every three hour pity monologue, or care about Brendas fourth toxic relationship this year. Somewhere along the line, adulthood becomes realizing that your supply of fucks is finite and wasting them on every flat tire,