Captain Awesome Tonal Tee top_pod We only raise winners in

We only raise winners in this house

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One of theChive's most enduring pieces of wisdom is now available on our super-soft new t-shirt for ladies and gentlemen

KCCO transcends all dimensions

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee top_pod We only raise winners inOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered