Once the card came out, I asked players to see if finally they got that the creature was being crushed by giant parentheses and they still didn't even with the giant yellow sticky note, which somehow makes the yellow sticky note joke even funnier
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Tribal decks have been a consistent contender in Modern and Legacy, and I see no reason the same wont be true in Pioneer
Asleep (when inflicted upon a Pokemon, the card should be rotated counterclockwise), Paralyze (when inflicted upon a Pokemon, the card should be rotated clockwise), Poison (when inflicted upon a Pokemon, place a special token), Burned (when inflicted upon a pokemon, place a special token), and Confused (when inflicted upon a Pokemon, the card should be kept upside down)