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Xyris, the Writhing Storm Xyris, the Writhing Storm draws you and your opponents cards, which is less than ideal

Nissa, Who Shakes the World Nissa, Who Shakes the World requires a green-biased mana base, but the payoff is worth it

Apparently when I looked at Deranged Hermit and Chatter of the Squirrel in Google searches so many times over many years, I somehow got the idea that both of those cards must have been salted away in my collection somewhere

Notably, this means that protection from red won't stop a permanent or player from being the target of the emblem's ability, nor will it prevent the damage being dealt